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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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