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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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