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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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