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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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