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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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