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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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