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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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