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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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