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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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