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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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