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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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