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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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