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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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