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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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