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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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