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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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