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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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