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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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