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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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