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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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