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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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