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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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