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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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