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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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