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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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