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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗

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