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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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