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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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