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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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