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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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