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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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