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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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