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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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