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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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