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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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