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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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