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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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