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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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