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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Izzy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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