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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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