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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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