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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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