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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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