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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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