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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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