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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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