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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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