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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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