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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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