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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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