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Pet death

My aunt Gwendolyn had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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